I think about the time steve dangle called me mean a lot
“Can I suggest you stop beaking me so much in 2010?”
“That’s actually pretty good... but I probably won’t go with it.”
New Year’s resolutions with a giggly Sidney Crosby (feat. baby disasters Tanger and Duper)
“Can I suggest you stop beaking me so much in 2010?”
“That’s actually pretty good... but I probably won’t go with it.”
New Year’s resolutions with a giggly Sidney Crosby (feat. baby disasters Tanger and Duper)
people might be like "you waste like 4 hours a day scrolling tumblr and sometimes tiktok, why do you hate reels so much?"
well ya see, reels™™™ from "meta™" are a collection of completely uncultivated mindless gibberish content infested with rage bait ghouls that's constantly being thrust into my face on two platforms where I have worked for years to cultivate my experiences. On instagram I followed only artists I liked in order to see their art. On facebook I wanted to see posts from people I actually know, and nothing else. Meta hates that because I'm not CONSUMING enough CONTENT. Not clicking enough Links. Not interacting with enough brandsss.
In barges Reels with its endless stream of drivel about random bullshit like funny horse videos and celebrity drama. Do I watch videos like that on tiktok? Absolutely, and the crucial difference is that I went to tiktok and intentionally cultivated an algorithm that would give me content that I wanted to see when and where I wanted to see it. I wasn't tricked into going down a braindead video funnel by clickbait. I continuously and consciously cultivate my tiktok algorithm with a reasonable degree of success. Meanwhile Reels is over on the sidelines sobbing, begging me to click just ONE VIDEO PLEASE GODS JUST CLICK ONE! I refuse to be suckered in to watching some hour long rage bait video about ice cream in a toilet like 45 million other idiots. Like my aunt from Indiana who had to let the world know that she knows not to eat ice cream out of a toilet.
I wish I could set Reels™ on fire and feed it to wild dogs.
I wish I could set
Reels™ on fire and
feed it to wild dogs.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
people might be like "you waste like 4 hours a day scrolling tumblr and sometimes tiktok, why do you hate reels so much?"
well ya see, reels™™™ from "meta™" are a collection of completely uncultivated mindless gibberish content infested with rage bait ghouls that's constantly being thrust into my face on two platforms where I have worked for years to cultivate my experiences. On instagram I followed only artists I liked in order to see their art. On facebook I wanted to see posts from people I actually know, and nothing else. Meta hates that because I'm not CONSUMING enough CONTENT. Not clicking enough Links. Not interacting with enough brandsss.
In barges Reels with its endless stream of drivel about random bullshit like funny horse videos and celebrity drama. Do I watch videos like that on tiktok? Absolutely, and the crucial difference is that I went to tiktok and intentionally cultivated an algorithm that would give me content that I wanted to see when and where I wanted to see it. I wasn't tricked into going down a braindead video funnel by clickbait. I continuously and consciously cultivate my tiktok algorithm with a reasonable degree of success. Meanwhile Reels is over on the sidelines sobbing, begging me to click just ONE VIDEO PLEASE GODS JUST CLICK ONE! I refuse to be suckered in to watching some hour long rage bait video about ice cream in a toilet like 45 million other idiots. Like my aunt from Indiana who had to let the world know that she knows not to eat ice cream out of a toilet.
I wish I could set Reels™ on fire and feed it to wild dogs.
I wish I could set
Reels™ on fire and
feed it to wild dogs.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
when sid and geno flirt in public it’s like awww it’s so cute that mom and dad are still into each other after all these years :) when anna and geno flirt in public it’s like 😳 mom and dad better have set up a trust to pay off our extensive therapy bills





